The music of BEEFUS is not like other music. It is impolite. It refuses to follow the script. It won't get off the merry-go-round when you want a turn. It forgot to groom the horse. It grunts. It spilled the cereal, and licked sugar off the dirty linoleum. It brings you coffee but throws it in your face. It wheezes when it laughs, and screeches when you kick it. It has lobster salad on its bib. It smokes, and curses, and coughs, and invokes strange gods. It drives a white van, and children disappear in its wake.
The 3rd Annual Live "Destroy Xmas" Extravaganza on WORT FM, this was broadcast Dec 17th 2015. Jeezus, found stoned and homeless, is brought back into 21st century society as a Sex Ed teacher, and uses this as a sinister pretext to insert himself into the bioware man-womb of the unsuspecting Dickie Stinkfinger!